When someone claims to be an expert on dating, run away. Especially if they are single themselves. Ugh, let’s look at The Holiday Dating Guide anyway.

Abigale (Maria Menounos) is a dating coach who is trying to get her new book, The Holiday Dating Guide, published. In order to make it happen, her publisher wants her to find a date to bring to their big Christmas Eve party in twelve days. She happens to meet Michael (Brent Bailey) at a coffee shop and sets her eyes on him. Will she be able to pull it off while following her own rules?

This was such a terrible movie. The plot is that Abigale made all of these stupid rules for dating then, when she actually attempted to date someone, realized how stupid the rules were and broke every single one of them. Meanwhile, she was actually coaching someone to follow her stupid rules. Rules like - don’t see someone two days in a row. Seriously.

No, do not watch The Holiday Dating Guide. There is nothing redeeming in this movie except for maybe the dog that is only in the first 15 minutes. You can turn it off after that.